#2755
The Amazing RP Summary Returns Part 1
Date: 03/29/2003
From: Carmelita9000
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As you may recall, some time ago I posted an rp plot summary. It was for those who wanted to know what happened but didn't want to read the whole darn thing. If you don't recall, and you want to read that summary, it happened here:
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2149
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2150
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2152
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2156
The original summary summarized the rp right up to reply 2063 where Evil Mike and Lita are about to come back to Diabolik's lair from their vacation. You may have noticed that there have been a few more replies added to the rp since then, so due to popular demand I have decided to update the summary.
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With Lita and Evil Mike on vacation, Rimmi has had to babysit Mickey, Tork, and gramps all by herself. She has a hard time and the boys make a mess, but Lita and Evil Mike soon return.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2072
Meanwhile, at MSTBlanca, remember back when Guy Incognito gave PM the gift of a screaming skull? And it made friends with PM, and PM named it Skully? And then PM's brother Jimmy Mobius showed up? Well, Skully and Jimmy are still there. Nobody can see Skully except for PM, and PM's talking to Skully all the time is scaring Jimmy. Jimmy Mobius gets so upset that he leaves MSTBlanca to find allies in the quest to bring PM to justice.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2073
Jimmy decides he really wants to join GROPE! He and his trusty Narrator head on over to GROPE HQ.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2075
The GROPErs are somewhat suspicious. Even the original [narrator] dislikes Jimmy and his Narrator sidekick! Evil Mike thinks Jimmy is hitting on Lita. They decide they need to find a way to test Jimmy's loyalty.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2083
Jimmy, in an effort to win GROPE's trust, attacks Spidey, thinking he's an evil Monster. This does not endear him to anybody (except maybe Tork.)
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2088
Negotiations break down.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2090
Here's what Jimmy looks like, you know, if you're interested.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2089
Elsewhere, Servo the Great decides to join the rp. He dresses as Rat Fink from Wild World of Batwoman, and kidnaps Squecky, a talking groundhog. For some reason city hall decides that GROPE would be the best people to rescue the fleabag. Perhaps they think GROPE stands for Groundhog Rescue OPErations.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2091
We find out that Tork gave GROPE's contact information out to like, everybody.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2093
STG delivers his ransom note for Squecky's safe return.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2095
The Mayor hires the AFLAC duck to replace Squecky, but the duck is killed.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2097
Gramps tries to read Jimmy's mind to see if he's good or not, but it doesn't work. Jimmy and Mickey bond over a bowl of Chicken and Stars.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2094
Evil Mike puts truth serum in the soup. GROPE finally decides to tackle this whole groundhog kidnapping. Before they leave though, Tork horribly insults 42 and hurts her feelings! How mean!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2098
STG decides to join forces with the AFLAC duck (who isn't as dead as we previously thought). He takes his pets to MSTBlanca. PM inspires him to increase the ransom demands.
Mickey is fed truth syrum. Hilarity ensues.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2102
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2104
Evil Mike and gramps go to rescue Squecky from STG. Tork tags along. There is some male bonding that doesn't advance the plot very much, but is still pretty fun. It ends with Tork getting thrown out of Spidey, and he has to walk back to GROPE HQ.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2105
We break for some fire safety tips.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2106
Lita gets tired of waiting for Evil Mike and gramps to get to STG's and heads there herself. They beat her there anyway. She finds gramps unconscious on STG's floor, and finds Evil Mike in the bedroom attempting to explode AFLAC and Squecky. Lita, Evil Mike, STG, and gramps escape unscathed. The duck and the groundhog blow up.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2108
That was the plan, anyway.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2110
Skully leaves the rp.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2121
We take a brief break from the rp to go over the very funny Evil Overlord List. You've probably read it before, but if you haven't here it is.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2137
It's Bono's birthday almost, and Lita decides to rent MSTBlanca out for a party. She doesn't tell PM who she really is, though.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2142
Surprise!!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2144
Mickey and Buffalo fight over who gets to use the karaoke machine. Lita, Evil Mike, and PM are playing poker. They cheat the hell out of Tork. Oh, for fun!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2146
STG summons a brontosaurus, but cannot control it. The brontosaurus stomps right through Lita's party. Lita gently but firmly explains to STG that that wasn't very nice, but lets him join the party anyway.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2148
The original rp summary occurs here.
Cave Rimmer decides she wants to eat the brontosaurus, and her chasing it around causes it to smash up MSTBlanca. But instead of Cave Rimmer eating the brontosaurus, the brontosaurus eats STG. No harm done though, since seconds later the dinosaur disappears and STG remains, unharmed. The party begins again. Meanwhile, Mickey starts on a magical oddesy of wonder and self-discovery.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2151
That is to say, he gets a letter from somebody named Cloris and leaves the party early. Nobody knows who Cloris is, or why her letter causes Mickey to go crazy. Mickey is then kidnapped by the evil psychologist Dr. Connery and his sidekick, Ed McMahon.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2153
STG decides he wants to be a good guy now. Squecky and AFLAC become his sidekicks, dooming any chance he ever had of succeeding at this.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2157
PM professes his love for Squecky and AFLAC.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2158
But Lita (being Queen Bitch and all) shall continue to regard them with thinly veiled contempt.
Back to Mickey's plot. Turns out PM is the one behind Mickey being kidnapped. Dr. Connery is from the asylum Mickey was sent to waaaaaaaaaaay back at the beginning of the rp when Mickey was caught taping pictures of Lita to the flowers at MSTGardens. PM called Dr. Connery so that GROPE would be distracted looking for Mickey and not notice PM and his diabolical scheming.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2159
wurwolf rp's. She sends the Angels on over to MSTBlanca, using their real names instead of the fake names we gave them. She did it just so I can't tell them apart anymore, I'm sure. wurwolf also tells of her love for that damn duck and the groundhog. Yet Mickey's the one in the crazy house. Go figure.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2161
Sunday is already at MSTBlanca causing trouble with a chainsaw when the Angels show up. PM cages her, though. Other somewhat minor rp characters are also invited to MSTBlanca. (That's Betsy the Gorilla, Marvin the Bounty Hunter, and IamWritersBlock.)
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2162
wurwolf posts some Angel bios. They don't advance the plot, but they are fun to read. Here's the reply!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2163
And now, watch out! You want to know where Lita's clones came from? These riveting Clone Origin stories will answer all your questions! Or they'll just confuse you more.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2164
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2165
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2166
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2167
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2168
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2177
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2178
Rimmi breaks up with Evil Mike. This comes as a relief to Lita since Evil Mike is *her* boyfriend! Warren shows up and shoots Cara. Lita gets some hot Evil Mike action.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2169
Turns out Cara's ok. wurwolf is at GROPE HQ, for some reason. Apparently she got lost on her way to Pasadena. wurwolf steals Lord Kinsey Figgeybottom the Cow and runs away.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2176
Schmoe and wurwolf don't like the cow, so they decide to sell him on the Antiques Road Show.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2179
PM watches his favorite show.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2180
Back to Mickey. Dr. Connery is trying to hypnotize him. He causes Mickey to remember some stuff about this Cloris woman. Also how Lita and Rimmi beat the hell out of him that one time.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2182
Lita makes a hologram Mickey to take real Mickey's place while he's gone. Holo-Mickey isn't really a team player though. It all ends in tears.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2183
Lita sees Schmoe and wurwolf trying to auction her cow at the Antiques Roadshow. wurwolf and Schmoe say lots of bad words. We discover that Rimmi killed Warren. Lita sends Jimmy Mobius and Cara to Pasadena to get Figgey back. Lita sends STG and his livestock on a wild goose chase to find Mickey at his favorite hideouts. The rest of GROPE gets to go to MSTBlanca and yell at PM because it's fun.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2184
There is some confusion about the rp script. There is a lot of arguing, but in the end Warren gets to live. Also, did you know Rimmi lives in a trailor?
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2185
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2186
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2187
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http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2191
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2193
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2194
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2195
STG gets bored of looking for Mickey and gives up. By the way, here's what he looks like:
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2197
Back at the Antiques Roadshow, wurwolf and Schmoe are dissapoined that the cow is only worth $3.75. (I think that's a pretty good profit, considering what I got him for) We discover that they stole some kind of lampy-headphoney-thingy from PM and they decide to get it appraised. Turns out it's a mind reader, and the AR guys think wurwolf stole it! Schmoe and wurwolf run away.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2196
Lita decides to rescue the cow. She calls up Spidey, and she and Evil Mike head out. I guess Lita got sick of waiting for Jimmy and Cara to do it.
wurwolf and Schmoe take the cow to Mexico. MSTBlanca moves to Mexico and wurwolf and Schmoe are dumb enough to go in.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2203
STG gets hit by a truck and dies. But it wasn't his time yet. He finds out that he can get back into his body if he finds a statue of the Angel Torgo.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2201
Remember when PM invited a bunch of people to his bar and put Sunday in a cage? No? Well, he did. PM wants to use them to start a crime spree.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2202
It turns out that PM didn't really send all the other people on a crime spree. He just wanted to lose some losers from his criminal empire. PM is glad wurwolf brought the cow to him.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2208
Schmoe and wurwolf become PM's allies. wurwolf also forgets that MSTBlanca can teleport.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2210
Lita and Evil Mike find STG's body. She moves the body out of the middle of the street, and then the CSI guys show up and give her hell.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2212
Grissom is an entomologist. He also shows us the most not-boring slide show ever. Lita and Evil Mike almost get blamed for killing STG, but then it turns out he was hit by PM's Big Rig.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2213
STG fights with the CSI guys over his body. STG assaults Grissom, and then hides his own body.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2214
El Scorcho shows up to bug Nabut, then is never seen again. It doesn't advance the plot even a little bit, but it's kind of funny.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2215
A good portion of GROPE is on its way to MSTBlanca. Rimmi crashes the car, and according to a seemingly homeless man lying on a nearby park bench, it's because she's getting too close to Dr. Connery. Turns out he's Ed McMahon. He warns Rimmi, gramps, and Tork that Dr. Connery might be brainwashing Mickey into destroying GROPE. Rimmi makes McMahon lead the group to where Mickey is being held.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2216
Connery tries to brainwash Mickey. He doesn't do a very good job.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2219
STG gets his body back. He also gets a posse. What he's supposed to do with this posse is left to the imagination. They drive off a bridge, but they're ok. STG ditches the lame posse.
Tork posts an entertaining little off-continuity piece. Bikinis are mentioned.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2218
Lita chimes in with an entertaining little off-continuity piece of her own. More bikinis are mentioned.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2223
Would it freak you out to know that *both* of these replies were (loosely) based on true stories?
Lita and Evil Mike are looking for Lord Kinsey Figgeybottom The Cow, and they get to the Mexican border. Evil Mike mouths off and they get strip-searched.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2221
STG joins them in Spidey. Jimmy and Cara meet up with them too. They find MSTBlanca. PM tries to be the cool supervillian, but it's just not meant to be. Finally he gets pissed and attacks our group with ninjas.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2225
Jimmy single-handedly takes out the ninjas. How the hell did he manage that? Doesn't matter. Lita gets to smooch Evil Mike. Cara wins the cow back for the forces of good.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2229
On the way to find Mickey Tork mails 42 an apology letter. 42 doesn't accept. Carmelita2780 is introduced to the rp. (So is Carmelita442, but nobody ever writes about her anymore!)
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2226
In another apology attempt, he tries to give 42 his Beanie Baby collection. She gives all the Beanie Babies away to other Lita clones. Lita2780 picks out a cute little kitty cat and names it Kitty. Kitty is now 2780's best friend forever. How cute! 42 misses Flopsey (Flopsey, if you don't remember, was actually Nabut when he was doppled into an orangutan, but 42 doesn't know that.)
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2230
Rimmi, Tork, Ed McMahon, and gramps finally get to Dr. Connery's clinic. McMahon betrays our heroes and sends killer robots after them. Rimmi takes advantage of Tork's natural tendency to be a fraidy cat, and outsmarts McMahon.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2228
PM's Big rig was falling off a cliff, but then it's stopped when it goes all green and glowey. Turns out it was Nick saving their lives. And he's dating Trish now. That's so gross.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2232
Lita and Evil Mike left STG in Mexico. Unfortunately, he takes this opportunity to reunite with Squecky and AFLAC.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2235
Evil Mike gets bitten by Lord Kinsey Figgeybottom the Cow, and it turns him all British. Tee-hee!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2239
Rimmi and everybody break into Dr. Connery's clinic and save Mickey.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2233
It's really confusing. I can't *even* follow it. But if you can, more power to you.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2241
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2242
#2756
wurwolf: Mickey, are these all friends
Date: 03/29/2003
From: MickeyTheGardener
of yours?
(Manute and Ted have been joined at the Monopoly board by Abe on a Big Wheel, George "Goober" Lindsey, and Clem)
Mickey: Friends and well wishers.
Schmoe: What's up with that one guy, you know, the one with the...um, to put this delicatly
(Mickey and Rimmi say the next set of lines in unison)
Mickey: Skin condition
Rimmi: Circus Folk
Mickey: Um yeah.....Circus folk with a skin condition, yeah that's it.
wurwolf: Ugh....you know, dermatology has made great strides in the last few decades, but that's just....ugh.
Mickey: Hey, don't talk about George "Goober" Lindsey like that.
(There's a knock at the door)
wurwolf: (Yells at the door) Sorry. No vacancy.
Landlord: What the hells you talkin 'bout, wolf?
wurwolf: ....which is what I'd be saying if we had too many people staying with us! Heh heh
Landlord: Whateva. Look, The otha tennants been complainin' 'bout the noise. What exactly is going on in there?
wurwolf: We told you, the tv.
Mickey: Yeah! You heard the lady! Piss off!
Landlord: Regis?
wurwolf: Nope. Oprah!
Mickey: Hey!
(wurwolf shoots Mickey a taunting look)
Landlord: All right. Look, I get one more complaint, and you twose are out on yer asses.
Tork: Get these crazy broads away from me!!!!
wurwolf: Wow! Oprah's finally snapped! About time!
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
President of the I Hate Dawn Club
President of the John Lee Supertaster Fan Club
Post Narc x4
Because everyone's your friend, in New York City
Green light!
#2757
The Amazing RP Summary Returns Part 2
Date: 03/29/2003
From: Carmelita9000
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Note: At this poin, I got a bit burned out on the rp summarizing. Tork came in and took over for a few pages. This is the section he wrote. I just did a brief and not at all thorough proofread. All praise (and blame) for this section of the summary should be directed to Tork. Thank you. :o)
Lita
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(2263)
Lita42 is wondering around Diabolik's Lair looking for OKS. She is knocked out by a stranger. Tork is later sent to get OKS when Lita42 fails to return. He is knocked out by a clone who is wearing a headband. Even later, Mickey is sent on the same mission. He finds 42 and Tork tied up. He too is knocked out by this clone (who claims to be the real Lita.) Eventually, everyone but the real Lita (and Evil Mike) is tied up. There is a fight between Lita and Lita(?) (who turns out to be Lita3000. She was introduced in the ServoTheDictator war.) GROPE has a hard time telling the Litas apart, and end up kicking out Lita and Lita42. (Lita3000 stole the bitch crown.)
STG shows up, and makes it clear that he wants to join GROPE. Lita42 tells him to get bent.
STG faints from shock. His animal sidekicks run away. Lita and Lita42 hear Lita2780 crying. Her Kitty is in a tree because Lita3000 threw it there. Lita42 is forced to climb the tree and get Kitty. Meanwhile, Spidey shows up. Lita is very hurt that she was thrown out by GROPE. Lita42 decides that Lita needs a drink. Spidey finds MSTBlanca, which is flying in the sky. (It's a helicarrier now.) Lita42 makes Spidey shoot some Spidey Silk at MSTBlanca, and he pulls them all up. Nabut tries to keep the girls out. Lita42 calls him a jerk (The second time she called a henchman of PM a jerk, I believe.) and kicks Nabut in the groin. The Litas climb into MSTBlanca.
Mickey loses his tooth thanks to Lita3000. The possibilty that "Lita" is possessed by the pig demon again is brought up and quickly ignored.
[Outside the rp, STG gets in trouble for poking our 16th president with a stick.]
STG is trying to get inside GROPE HQ. He has tickets to Vorelli. GROPE tricks Mickey into thinking that there is cake outside to get rid of STG. STG forces him to go to Vorelli's act. Vorelli and Hugo wrestle over a gun.
(2276)
It turns out that Lita6969 is already at MSTBlanca. Rick is also there, even though he shouldn't be. He's just THAT good! It's revealed that Rick really likes Lita6969. Lita is getting really drunk. ---- * We flashback to when Mickey lost his tooth. Tork is being forced to remodel because "Lita" told him to. GROPE gets suspicious of "Lita" when it turns out that she's repulsed by Evil Mike. "Lita" has to force herself to lightly kiss him.
[* STG complains, so Lita now says that Mickey escaped during Vorelli's act, and went back to GROPE HQ.]
(2283)
We cut back to Jimmy Mobius and Cara. They were supposed to be rescuing STG an arc ago. They are now lost in a Mexico desert. Jimmy wants to raise money as a hero for hire so they can go back to America. (AKA Not Europe Land :o) ) Cara misses Rimmi, so she decides to go to a bar. She gets drunk, and convinces Jimmy to take a sip of "paper towel". He later wakes up, with a hangover, with a ring on his finger, next to Cara. (Oops!)
PM finds out that his brother is married. He's so happy for him, that he decides to help the Litas.
Tork startles GROPE by not wearing his costume. (Hey, it was summer at the time he wrote that.) Tork proves that he is who he claims to be by talking about Nuveena. He bores Lita3000 as everyone else walks away. He notices that Lita3000's knees aren't as perfect as Lita's. --- Meanwhile, Sunday, Marvin, Nick, and Buffalo are at wherever the hell they are. (It was never explained where they ended up at in Mickey's arc.) Sunday has a robot costume that looks like Tork's. She makes Nick wear it and punches him. (Awww!)
Mickey goes outside of GROPE HQ to get the paper. STG's sidekicks knock him out, and steals his clothes. STG is going to steal Mickey's identity. A lawyer reveals that AFLAC's name is really Rex Biggs.
STG is quickly unmasked when EM punches him. EM teaches "Lita" about the importance of punching the right guy. STG is tied up. (EM does a better job of tying up STG then STG when he tied up Mickey a scene ago.)
Mickey is hurt by Lita3000, and is packing his bags in his room when the Great Gazoo appears. He helps Mickey to escape, along with Rimmi, Tork, and Evil Mike. They go through a tunnel, and end up at a gas station several miles away.
(2289)
[With all the guest stars in TftD, PM decides that it's time to raise some money. He hosts the "first-ever Fifteenth Annual TFtD Pledge Drive Telethon". Mrs. Mobius is his co-host. They pretend that their separation in the rp has nothing to do with real life. (Of course, they are really bitter and insult each other under their breath.) Tote bags, coffee mugs, and stuffed lemons are offered.]
[STG is making those tote bags in a closet. His attempts to run away doesn't work.]
Lita tosses Lita2780's milkshake in PM's face. Time reverses itself, and we see it happen a few more times. [It turns out that Mrs. Mobius is rewinding the scene at the pledge drive. She then introduces the next act, which has Lita and a bunch of her clones dancing (like a scene in Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.) Lita42 was the choreographer. EM is upset at the lack of nudity.]
EM, Rimmi, and Mickey notice that Tork has disappeared. Cave Rimmer had also escaped with the others, and she is asked to find Tork. She returns a couple hours later with Tork's helmet and Lord Kinsey Figgeybottom. EM and Rimmi do something to the ugly guy from Eegah's dune buggy.
Lita3000 feels that she is failing. She decides that she needs to bake cookies to lure GROPE back. (The cookies have tranquilizers in them.) She tests a cookie on STG, who loves them. GROPE returns to Diabolik's Lair. Lita3000 explains to GROPE that she was "wearing her prettiest dress" and that's why she was acting extra bitchy. She offers GROPE her cookies, and Mickey eats all of them.
Jimmy and Cara's attempt to annul their marriage is denied. They decide that they need to go to America to get a divorce. [Ortega is answering a phone at the pledge drive. The brother and sister are fighting over whether to send money. (Gotta love those tote bags!) Mickey falls for some doctored photos that show PM with other celebrities.]
[Nabut and Buffalo are on stage at the pledge drive. Buffalo completely ruins their production of "Waiting For Godot." They start fighting. Nabut is winning, naturally.]
[Tork and gramps do a football version of the famous "Who's on first?" bit. grandmapa claims that this was originally his bit. PM attempts suicide.]
some spamming.
[Cara and Rimmi have a bedroom scene. Sort of.]
(2307)
[The pledge drive is doing poorly. Rimmi takes over and sings "I'm Getting Sentimental Over You" while Sam plays the piano. This turns the pledge drive around, until PM learns that the song isn't in the public domain.
STG is trapped in GROPE HQ. He scoots away on his chair (which have wheels on it) only to run into EM. EM releases some Killosaurs. The Killosaur was made by PM, and it kicks STG out.
(2309)
[This makes no sense. Lita8714 shows up to fix the previous scene.] We flashback to a scene where Lita3000 is baking more cookies. STG is annoying her, so she drags him upstairs. Meanwhile, Rimmi and EM are outside GROPE HQ discussing Lita. Rimmi decides that they need to keep an eye on her. [Lita8714 explains that the Killosaurs were made by PM, but he didn't know that he was making them for GROPE.]
(2310)
Lita is drunk. Really drunk. She's also depressed, so she sings a song that she actually hates. Lita42 has to stop her from making PM a member of GROPE.
STG tries to disguise himself as Lita now. This doesn't work.
Mickey eats the next batch of cookies that Lita3000 bakes. Meanwhile, we find out that Tork has been lost in the woods for several days. Bears kidnap him and drag him into a cave in a scene that sort of reminds you of an early episode of the Simpsons.
PM's brilliant plan to defeat 3000 ... doesn't exist. PM then gets an idea. Litas hate it when someone hijacks their plots. PM is going to try to do that, like he did that one time (and is still apologizing for.) PM is a rp geek. Mickey is lured into "Grandma Mo's Home-cookin' Kitchen" outside Diabolik's Lair.
PM is about to implement his plan, when it backfires. The Litas have a "Pharaoh Mobius is a Dork Machine", which is a box that has a hand poin at PM at all times. (The scene is so good, it's repeated a second time. :oÞ)
(2320)
PM is upset. He lands the Hellicarrier and forces the Litas out in the middle of Kansas. He also blows up the poining machine. Mickey gets kicked out of PM's fake restaurant by a disguised storm trooper.
Mickey later crawls into Tork's room by air vents. He finds a Nuveena doll in Tork's room, which I swear doesn't exist. After fooling Rimmi with his impression of Tork, Mickey finds an album full of Lita's knees.
STG enters MSTBlanca. He fights with PM's henchmen, but is soon tied up. PM lets Nabut kick him out.
The Litas watch as the hellicarrier flies away. They laugh about the poining device again. Lita is afraid that GROPE may like 3000 more, but the other Litas comfort her. There is a touching group hug.
(2324)
Lita flashbacks to the ServoTheDictator War. This tells us about Lita3000's treachery, and how she got a tattoo with the nubmer "3000" on her forehead. Lita cannot think of anything that could prove to GROPE who's who, and Lita2780 want juice.
Mickey falls on all the Litas. Thanks to gramps, GROPE put a window on a side of the hill in front of the giant clam. The Litas climb into that window. Mickey joins them and they confront Lita3000. This scene brought to you by Splendid Splinter brand popsicles
wurwolf and Schmoe are looking for MSTBlanca. Schmoe wants his comics.
(2327)
Tork escapes from the bears and gets on a bus. He notices that Nick, Buffalo, and TGWIRTYFTLOWASRHHCLIBCPS are also on it. They have an awkward moment since nobody wants to get kicked off the bus. We still don't know what happened to PM's henchmen since Mickey's arc. Tork feels naked without his costume. Sunday beats up Tork. Because it's fun.
STG lands on Mr. Strickland from Touch of Satan. [STG confuses Jodie with Melissa(?) Strickland] "Jodie" invites STG to stay for dinner, and Lucinda makes her second appearance in the rp. She chases STG until a giant fish swallows her.
Mickey proves that Lita3000 is not Lita by Tork's pictures. Lita reveals that EM hit Lita3000's knees with a hammer until one was bigger than the other. Lita is about to pull off Lita3000's headband until two cops show up and arrest Mickey. Lita called them to arrest 3000, but the cops were looking for Mickey for his many murders. Sometime during all this, 3000 is knocked out.
(2337)
Tork arrives at GROPE HQ. He does a stupid joke, so the scene is reshot.
(2338)
Lita is angry at EM for clone abuse. This allows Lita3000 to sneak up and wrestle with her. During the fight, and I swear this happened, Lita gets a headband glued to her head. Really! Lita yells at GROPE for not looking over Lita3000's unconscious body. 3000 convinces EM to turn on Lita. A very confident Tork shows up to save the day. All the girls coo over him. Tork defeats EM and Lita3000 easily. Naturally, this is all just a dream. (Sunday beat him up pretty badly.)
Tork leaves the bus that he is in temporarily. He sits on a bench that just happens to have ServoTheGreat (in Forest Gump mode). He talks about his past - STD lost the war. He was thrown out of where ever the war took place. He became a roadie for The Band That Played California Lady. After getting kicked out of that band, he found the future Csonka Land.
Tork runs away. Mickey's prison bus stops next by, and Mickey is STG's next victim. STG tells a story about a big fight between Space Chief, Krankor, Prince of Space, and the Record Spinning Neptune Guy.
(2344 - the start of the thrilling conclusion of the Lita3000 arc)
[Lita breaks continuity to finish this.] The Rimmis tie up Lita and "Lita". Rimmi decides to ask each Lita 3 questions. It ends in a tie.
Mickey is brought to a police station. He is in a lineup with several other gardeners. He walks away due to the cops' incompetence. They vow to find him.
(2347)
EM is about to throw the Litas into the swamp, when Lita2780 appears. Lita2780 had decided to make a fort with blankets. She uses the chairs that Lita and "Lita" for posts for the ceiling. Lita2780 is having problems with part of the fort, and decides that Lita3000's headband will solve the problem. Is does solve her problem, and it also unmasks 3000. Lita3000 reveals that she just wants to know what it's like to be like Lita. Lita has a private talk with Lita3000. Lita3000 disappears, and everyone else builds a fort with Lita2780.
(2348)
[Time for Lita8714 to fix the continuity. It turns out that EM NEVER abused Lita3000's knees. Mickey was arrested AFTER Lita3000 was defeated.]
[Lita8714 beats up Bob Vila. He deserves it.]
Mickey goes to Ortega's house to hide, but Ortega immediately turns him in.
TGWIRTYFTLOWASRHHCLIBCPS forces the bus (which has her, Nick, Tork, Buffalo) to stop. She dumps Nick for Mikey, the kid from Teenage Strangler, and leaves the rp. The bus is wrecked thanks to TGWIRTYFTLOWASRHHCLIBCPS, and the bus driver scares everyone away. (He's a serial killer.)
wurwolf and Schmoe have given up looking for PM and instead were looking for an ice cream sandwich. PM meets them at a restaurant. Schmoe gets his comics back. wurwolf and Schmoe are upset at PM, and are about to ditch him, when PM decides to tell them what they need to know to become villians. We haven't heard from them since, though. --- PM leaves the restaurant as Lita3000 arrives. She takes a job, and calls herself "Carm". She hasn't appeared in the rp since too. (Except for one time, but we'll get to that.)
(2353)
Tork, Nick, and Buffalo run away from the crazy bus driver. Nick and Buffalo are about to beat up Tork, but Tork convinces them to take Tork to MSTBlanca by bribing Buffalo with pictures of Lita's knees. Buffalo stupidly assumes that Tork wants to change sides. -- PM puts up a "No Litas" sign.
[(2355-2360) - There is a brief celebration for Mickey's first anniversary at the Duh.]
(2361)
STG is thrown out of MSTBlanca just as Lita arrives. Lita plans to get in because she's only one Lita, and she reasons that the sign clearly forbids more than one Lita. She is defeated, however, when she finds that Lita6969 is already there. Lita6969 is on a date with Rick. STG becomes very Dr. Z like for a moment, but only for that moment.
[TftD raises more money (after losing most of it) by introducing The Funky Freshters. The group consists of EM, Ortega, Dumbschmoe, Abe Lincoln, and Alan Hale. They sing their hit song, "EPORG eht noij".
Lita returns to MSTBlanca upset. She bans all clones from MSTBlanca, and after realizing that that won't accomplish anything, she sends another one of her clones after PM. Lita2112 has been trained in several martial arts techniques, and she uses a few of them on PM, several Stormtroopers, and especially Nabut. -- Cave Rimmer feels neglected.
Nick, Buffalo, and Tork arrive at MSTBlanca. Tork laughs at the idea of joining PM, but immediately betrays GROPE when he finds out that MSTBlanca now has a pool. Before Tork finds the pool, he interrupts PM's favorite show, "Fern", so he can watch an episode of "Angel's Brigade: 2000". Nabut is still in pain.
STG unleashes a Kill-Bot.
Tork plays in the pool (which actually belongs to a neighbor) while PM forbids Rick from seeing Lita6969 again. Nabut is still in pain.
The cops are still after Mickey. They find a diary and read about the many jobs that he has taken to survive.
PM finds that his bar has been taken over by a nut. That nut is Tork, who has covered the bar with Nuveena posters and has forced PM's henchmen to watch the episode of "Angel's Revenge: 2000" that he taped. Nabut is still in pain but he is now being bored by the information about Nuveena that he never asked for. Tork mistakes a costumer for a customer.
The costumer tells Tork that he's here because PM wants more goofy hats. Buffalo is stupid, so he reasons that Tork is a double agent. The costumer also makes a new robot costume for Tork.
Tork puts on the costume. It's exactly the same, except it has a flashlight on one of the arms, and it has PM's logo on it. Sunday shows up to punch Tork. She also replaces PM's hat with a pretty tiara. Everyone snickers at the oblivious PM. -- Meanwhile, the gals at GROPE HQ realizes that there is a shortage of men.
[On Earth2, the Scoobies reject Crow the Great.]
STG runs into MSTBlanca, followed by the Kill-Bot. We learn that the tiara that PM is currently wearing is the Bitch Tiara. He becomes violent.
(2379)
Lita puts on her crown and finds out about the tiara. She drags EM to MSTBlanca to destroy it. Tork hides after he sees her. A Kill-Bot is stared down by Lita. Lita and PM fight each other. Lita wins the bitch fight and destroys the tiara.
PM explains to STG that PM has the ability to ignore plot developments. (He shows STG the TFtD RPG Player's Guide.) Tork makes fun of PM for being a rules-lawyer. PM makes fun of Tork's horniness. They end up poining at each other and name each other after characters from 8 Bit Theater [another web comic.]
Mickey is captured and beat up by the 2 cops. He is taken to court, where he stalls. Mickey says "panties", and everybody laughs. Heh heh, panties.
#2758
The Amazing RP Summary Returns Part 3
Date: 03/29/2003
From: Carmelita9000
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And so do I. I wrote the summary from here on out. Thank you, Tork, for taking that last section though. I needed the break. :o)
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We meet Carmelita374, a cabbie clone! She picks up Bono, and gets so excited that she kidnaps him! Apparently at some poin Bono developed the ability to use telepathy, don't ask me how, and he calls his bandmates with his mind. The rest of U2 shows up in a chopper to give their frontman a hand, but 374 isn't too wild about that idea.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2382
There is a little sillyness where Lita tells a U2 story that might not even be true, and that she maybe even just made up and then forgot she made it up, then we get on with the story. There is a newsflash on the tv about the kidnapping, but GROPE doesn't see it because they're playing Chutes and Ladders. Fun game!
Just as 374 is ready to start making time with Bono, the rest of U2 shows up for the rescue. Bono is overjoyed... Why must he be so cruel? Edge, Larry, and Adam bicker a lot. They're kind of jerks. What kind of crappy mood was I in when I wrote this? Anyway, Bono cleverly escapes by unlocking his cab door and running away. 374 makes a stirring plea to be allowed to join U2. While she's giving her speech, U2 sneaks away. She recovers quickly from the hurt, and is determined to get on with her life. Just then, Johnny Depp gets into the cab and it all starts over again.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2388
Mickey escapes from the cops and runs into STG. They get handcuffed together. Johnny Depp runs away from 374 with Winona Rider. But then STG and Mickey get into her cab and ask to be taken to GROPE HQ.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2389
PM decides to force GROPE to steal stuff for him or he will destroy them once and for all with a space laser. Nobody knows why he had such a sudden rush of jerkiness. He's mean to 2780 too... for some reason. GROPE grudgingly accepts.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2393
But then GROPE changes their minds. They're not robbing any stupid banks for PM, and if he doesn't like it, tough cookies! They also refuse to leave GROPE HQ, despite the big space laser that's poined at them. They think PM is bluffing. Lita is thrilled about the huge guilt trip she can lay on PM if he murders her and all her friends. Rimmi sees some flaws in this plan. PM shows up on their TV again to threaten them. Rimmi throws back a few threats of her own, and PM ends the transmission.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2394
Rick doesn't want to stop seeing 6969 despite PM's orders. PM catches him writing a love note. PM punishes Rick by making him hang out in virtual reality with The Scissorman. And The Scissorman is one creepy little bugger! Tork finds Rick after the punishment, trying to run away to see Lita6969. Tork helps Rick escape, and then PM catches Tork and thinks he's the one trying to escape.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2395
Back to the laser plot. Lord Kinsey Figgybottom the Cow decides to steal Lita's makeup mirror from her purse, just to piss her off. PM, fed up with GROPE, shoots his death ray at them. Of course it hits the mirror that Figgy is carrying around. And of course the mirror just happens to be at just the right angle to cause the beam to shoot straight back up and destroy the satellite. How could it be any other way? Coincidences rock. Rimmi and Lita find Cow and think he saved them on purpose. He's annoyed.
PM notices that Rick ran away from home. He doesn't take long to figure out where Rick went and goes to Lita6969's apartment to get him back. PM accidentally lets 6969 find out too much, and has to kidnap her. Rick watches too many movies.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2396
PM hits GROPE HQ with a *gigantic* pie.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2399
Lita, EM, and Rimmi all shovel pie. Lita gets sick of it and calls in the Six Shirtless Workmen to do the work for them. They do a good job, and all without shirts.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2405
In the Mickey/STG plot, Mickey gets out of the cab so he can catch Rex the AFLAC duck. He wants to frame him for those murders.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2407
Lita6969 is being held captive. Tork sneaks into her room. We cut away for a minute. Did Tork and Lita6969 do something we weren't supposed to see? Or is it just an unfortunate choice in editing between the sections of the reply that Tork and I co-wrote? YOU make the call! Anyway, Lita6969 is still tied to a chair. They talk about Tork's involvement with PM's gang. Lita6969 gets sensitive about her knees. The two make up though, and we get more mystery editing. Twice in one reply, Tork? You animal! Tork tries to help Lita6969 escape, but accidentally triggers PM's high-tech security system. Now Tork is the one who is tied up! PM tortures Tork. Tork gets upset, turns into a bear, escapes from his chair, and mauls Buffalo. EGADS that was a long reply! Tork puts my tagline on the end of the reply, but not his own. Huh.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2408
Tork grabs Lita6969 and runs away, leaving a big hole in the wall of MSTBlanca.
The cops have custody of Rex the AFLAC duck. They send him to the Isle of Misfit Commercial Spokescreatures, and we never have to put up with him again! There is much rejoicing. (Yay!)
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Mickey is still handcuffed to STG, so he (Mickey) takes him (STG) with him (Mickey again) to GROPE HQ. GROPE refuses to let STG Join. The handcuffs are so strong that they can't be cut off.
Tork the Bear carries Lita6969 through a jungle. Lita6969 is scared of Tork the Bear, thinking that he's actually Bear the Bear. That is to say, she thinks a regular bear ate Tork and stole his costume. She gets upset. But then she decides to go along with Tork the Bear's flimsy "I'm not a bear, I'm Tork" story so that she won't get et.
PM and Rick are in hot pursuit of Tork the Bear and Lita6969. Rick sees a lot of stock footage. PM realizes that they're in a Movie Jungle, which is dangerous. Rick falls into some Movie Quicksand.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2414
Lita, Rimmi, and some Lita clones are all relaxing. They're trying to relax, anyway, but Mickey and STG keep fighting and causing a ruckus. It's distracting! Rimmi and the Litas get pissed and have Evil Mike bring STG and Mickey before them. A decision is made to throw STG out of GROPE HQ, but STG is still handcuffed to Mickey with indestructible handcuffs. STG thinks GROPE is beaten. STG's handcuffs can't be removed with a saw. Evil Mike proves him wrong, since STG's *hand* can be removed with a saw.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2415
A bloody scene follows. 8714 puts a plastic hook on STG's bloody stump, which sounds like a good plan to me, but STG disagrees and calls her a "shitwit." There's gratitude for you. Evil Mike throws STG out of GROPE HQ, and *then* STG grabs Mickey's Nintendo and breaks it. I doubt Mickey was playing Nintendo out on the lawn, so if you can figure out how that works, let me know.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2416
Jimmy and Cara mail GROPE from Mexico trying to scam them for some money. They are promptly ignored.
Tork the Bear carries Lita6969 through the jungle, despite the fact that she has two functioning legs. Tork the Bear says it's because Lita6969 is a woman, and for some reason 6969 doesn't punch him in the groin. They end up in a Fake Movie Tribe. They need a way to get out before the reply gets even more offensive.
Rick is sinking in quicksand, and PM is too busy technobabbling to help him out. Rick gets out anyway though.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2419
The Movie Tribe is full of white people in black-face. It becomes even more apparent that this tribe plotline isn't going to win any internet rps any new fans, and it must be abandoned before somebody gets sued. Lita6969 gets Tork the Bear out of the tribe.
Jimmy and Cara buy a car from Freud Motors.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2421
Lita6969 and Tork the Bear are attacked by a (sort of) wolf! Tork the Bear tries to defend Lita6969 and this good deed turns him back into Tork the Human. Tork is about to get mauled but then he's saved by Lita98! No... wait... in a last minute casting change, Tork and Lita6969 are saved by Cave Rimmer instead.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2422
Cave Rimmer has a treehouse in the Jungle. It's not quite as nice as Lita8714's treehouse, and Cave Rimmer is sensitive about it. She leaves Tork and Lita6969 to get settled.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2423
Jimmy and Cara break up.
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Eva shows up at Diabolik's lair and STG helps her free Diabolik. For some reason Diabolik, still encased in gold, is able to speak clearly despite the fact that the gold always muffled his speech in the past. Funny how the world works. Diabolik and Eva throw everybody out of their lair. GROPE beats the hell out of STG.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2429
GROPE realizes that Lita2780 is still in Diabolik's Lair with Diabolik and Eva. The Litas on the outside panic.
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Diabolik and Eva decide to adopt Lita2780 as their own child... well... Diabolik agrees anyway. They name her Ursula and spend the next hour and a half trying to explain this to her.
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Rimmi tries a brilliant plan to get Mickey to help everybody get back into Diabolik's lair, but Mickey doesn't play along. He *does* manage to get rid of STG though. A robot stolen straight from VBP is introduced, and we never ever see her again.
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Let us return to the Jungle, where Cave Rimmer has just caught Tork and Lita6969... being good friends. Then all three of them notice PM and Rick stomping around near the treehouse. Tork has a tracking device on his robot costume. Tork falls out of the treehouse and PM catches him.
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Mickey likes soup
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More attempts are made to break into Diabolik's Lair that don't work. Evil Mike plays a cruel joke on Mickey. Diabolik and Eva leave the lair, and they take Lita2780 with them. Lita calls Spidey, who breaks a hole in Diabolik's wall in order to get out.
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Tork decides to try time-travel in order to help all Litas overcome their fear of horses.
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Tork travels to one of the grosser moments in Lita's childhood and intercepts the grossness. This causes a horrible horrible future, and Tork has to undo what he did. Lita will just have to put up with being afraid of horses and their snot.
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Diabolik and Eva take Lita2780 to MSTBlanca, intent upon bringing down PM. PM isn't at MSTBlanca, though, and his henchmen are already incapacitated. Diabolik is insulted.
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Lita2780 escapes briefly, but then Eva finds her.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2441
PM has a strange and disturbing dream sequence.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2442
I totally break continuity with my next reply, but I continue the plotline. Rick and Tork compete for Lita6969's affections. There is a discussion of dreams. PM's dream tells him to go back to MSTBlanca. He takes Cave Rimmer, Tork, and Lita6969 prisoner. Lita6969 finds a hidden temple.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2444
STG tries to take down Diabolik. Diabolik throws a bomb at STG, then grabs a jetpack and blasts his way out of MSTBlanca... leaving Eva, his true love, and Lita2780, his adopted child whom he adores, to a horrible terrible flamey death. And even though he just told us how much he wanted PM to be present when he enacted his revenge. Huh.
8714 arives and yells at STG for messing up continuity. She refuses to fix it for him *again* so...
Lita2780 and Eva come out of the restroom where they were washing their hands, and Eva sees the hole in the ceiling where Diabolik blasted off. Eva goes outside and finds Diabolik stuck in a tree. Eva helps him down and they go back inside. Diabolik forgot about his plan and his loved ones because he was encased in gold for so long. It's ok though, the bomb never blew up, turns out it was a dinner roll the whole time. STG starts to make an icky joke about where the explosion came from, and 8714 makes him end the post.
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Lita6969 has fallen down a hole. But the hole is actually an entrance to the tomb of King Pleh-Naten. She twisted her ankle too, of course, and starts crying, of course. PM has no respect for other pharaohs and decides to try to steal the treasure. He brought a ladder with him, so he and everybody else goes down into the tomb to help Lita6969 and/or plunder some treasure. PM insists the treasure won't be cursed.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2455
Linky joins the rp. "Linky Dragonclaw, 16-year-old newly-licensed catgirl thief" (as she describes herself) wants to blast off into space. Her ship is kind of crappy though, and her henchrobot Niner tells her so. Niner feeds her a line of bull about Lord Kinsey Figgybottom the Cow having the spaceship parts Linky so desperately wants. Linky steers her ship toward the Movie Jungle, with Niner pushing.
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It takes Linky almost no time to find the tomb of King Pleh-Naten.
Meanwhile, Cave Rimmer, Tork, Rick, and Lita6969 are being attacked by mummified guards. PM tells the mummies to knock it off, and they do since he's a pharaoh. Lita6969 gives PM some sugar. Lita6969 gives Rick some sugar. Maybe Tork would have gotten some sugar in this reply too, but King Pleh-Naten shows up and breaks up the party. He's pissed because PM and everybody broke into his tomb. Pleh-Naten curses PM by making Linky be his sidekick. PM doesn't see this as much of a curse until he finds out he has to push Linky's ship around. In all the confusion, PM forgets about his hostages and Cave Rimmer, Lita6969 and Tork are free.
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There is an argument about Lita6969's ankle.
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Eventually they meet back up with GROPE.
PM, Linky, Niner, and Rick get back to MSTBlanca, where Diabolik and Eva are waiting. Diabolik throws a dinner roll, but then, using a techno-artist gun he turns Pharaoh Mobius into Pharaoh Moby!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2462
STG thinks Niner is a Transformer. He breaks him.
2780 is turned into Bjork. STG, Rick, and Niner are turned into the Blue Man Group.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2468
Sam saves the day, turning everybody back to normal, except for Diabolik and Eva who are turned into Kraftwerk.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2469
Lita finds out that Tork was forced to work for PM and throws him out of GROPE... without even letting him explain himself. How odd of her.
#2759
The Amazing RP Summary Returns Part 4
Date: 03/30/2003
From: Carmelita9000
......................................................
All of GROPE is in Spidey looking for Lita2780. Most of GROPE bitches at Lita for throwing Tork out. Lita gets cranky and defensive. She throws everybody but Evil Mike out of Spidey, and they have to walk back to Diabolik's lair. (Fortunately, it's not very far away.) Turns out Lita put on her bitch crown and forgot about it.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2470
GROPE, back in Diabolik's lair, gets caught in a sinister soup trap.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2471
But they escape almost immediately.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2473
Tork adjusts to life without GROPE.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2472
Lita looks for 2780, and gets some important shopping done at the very same time! She leaves Evil Mike to watch the parking meter while she's gone. Evil Mike isn't very reliable.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2474
Evil Mike gets Lita out of a parking ticket. Lita gets mad anyway. This leads to a fascinating discussion of ethics. Lita thinks it's fascinating, anyway, and Evil Mike gets away with naughtiness once again, the bastard.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2475
At MSTBlanca, Linky gets caught in her own continuity. She needs more rp practice. STG's totally into Niner, but Niner doesn't feel the same way about STG. Something nearly happens, but then Linky runs out of rp writing time. Doh!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2476
In the quest to find 2780, Evil Mike gets Lita to stop at a crappy bar. He goes inside, she waits outside in Spidey. Her reply is also cut short due to lack of time. Pleh on having other stuff to do!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2480
Back to Tork's GROPE-free life. The gypsy from waaaaaaaay back in the rp shows up and demands the first-born that Tork owes her. Sunday comes to his defense... sort of.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2481
Evil Mike gets into a drunken barfight. He loses. Bad. The tough guys in the bar throw him out of the bar, then run out after him to finish the job. Lita runs to help Evil Mike, and there is a hilarious case of mistaken identity when the burly guy who Evil Mike was fighting starts calling Lita "Babs." The guy's name is Crud. (Well, actually his name is Arthur, but he likes you to call him Crud, and what Crud likes, Crud gets. Don't cross Crud.) Babs is Crud's girlfriend. (Actually, Babs is Carmelita1108, but Crud likes to call her Babs, and what Crud likes, well, you get the idea.) Lita recognizes her clone (of course) and there is a happy reunion. Lita rallies 1108, Crud, and their biker gang behind her to find 2780. Yes, the reply was really long.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2482
Lita stops at MSTBlanca to see if PM's seen 2780. When she sees 2780 is already there, she leaps to the conclusion that PM kindapped her since he's evil and stuff. She says hi to Linky. PM is very reasonable about giving Lita's clone back and being nice and stuff. But Lita was kind of hoping for a big dramatic showdown and stuff, especially since she went through the trouble of getting a biker gang to help her out. PM, being basically a nice guy, indulges her and plays the part of the evil guy. Lita starts some biker-ey chaos, but then can't stop it. She and Evil Mike take Lita2780 away from MSTBlanca, leaving all the chaos there. Nice! The bikers like MSTBlanca so much they decide to make it their permanent hang-out.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2485
Mickey buys a bar of his own. Manute Bol is there. Mickey's very excited.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2486
Cold hard reality crashes in on Mickey. Maybe the bar wasn't such a great idea. Lita shows up at his bar and throws Mickey out of GROPE for wasting money. Rimmi demands that Lita find Tork and let him back in, then.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2488
Lita goes a little crazy and kicks everybody out of GROPE, including herself, and people who weren't in GROPE in the first place. Then she passes out.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2489
STG has a cool new robot hand that PM gave him. And suddenly he tends bar at MSTBlanca too. PM was nice enough to give STG a job! It's hard for STG to keep the bikers happy.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2487
Interesting but off continuity stuff-
TFtD Trading Cards
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2483 (STG)
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2490 (Tork)
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2491 (Carmelita9000)
Tork's visit to a psychiatrist
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2484
Mickey's Chair likes wurwolf's ass.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2500
PM is sick of having bikers all over his bar. Several ideas for getting rid of them are tossed around. All Nick's plans involve time machines. PM comes up with a plan. Nabut gets in trouble. Now he has to dress like Mickey, get the bikers pissed at him, and run over to Mickey's bar, which he does. Poor Carmelita1108 gets left behind. Poor Mickey gets the living crap beat out of him. There are lots of poor people in this rp.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2508
Outside Mickey's bar, and not making much attempt to end Mickey's pain, are Evil Mike, Lita, Rimmi, and Spidey. Lita is still unconscious. Rimmi and Evil Mike are pissed because Spidey won't let them go for a drive. Spidey won't let them in because they aren't Lita. Spidey lets Lita and Rimmi in, but not Evil Mike. He goes into the bar and rescues Mickey from the bikers. Then he drives away. Also in this reply, 2780 gets lost.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2510
The Gypsy shows up at Tork's house and demands a firstborn. She sics her thugs on Tork.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2511
Back in Spidey, Mickey freaks out.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2512
Spidey takes his passengers to the hospital, dumps them all out onto the floor of the lobby, and then hides outside. Mickey gets hospitalized because he's been beaten up recently and doesn't look too good. Lita gets hospitalized because she's out cold. Turns out her grouchiness lately was caused by the Blahplehstian Flu. Rimmi gets hospitalized because she caught the flu from Lita.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2513
Lita has a dream sequence. It involves The Angel Bono telling Lita that Tork is suicidal about being thrown out of GROPE. The Angel Bono convinces Lita that the dream is prophetical. (It's totally not, which I should have made more clear at the time since it caused some confusion... Oops!) Rimmi has a dream sequence too which should have been titled "Fun With Babelfish." It's not prophetic at all. Yay!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2516
Booey thinks Tork looks great in a pair of Manties and can't contain her feelings any longer.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2523
Crud and his bikers leave Mickey's bar so they can go to Disneyland.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2524
The Goons that the Gypsy hired to harm Tork get in an argument about who gets to break his knees and kill each other.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2526
Lita wakes up and remembers her dream. She has to find Tork before he kills himself! She's really obnoxious about it until Mickey finally gets sick of it and gives Tork a phone call. Tork is not killing himself, but actually wondering what to do with the dead bodies on his doorstep. He gets the call and Mickey tells him to go to the hospital to talk to Lita. Tork takes care of the bodies, and then goes to the hospital.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2528
Nick feels unappreciated. He and PM get in a fight. Nick quits, swearing he'll be a way better villain than PM. Nick goes home and creates life in his fridge. The lifeform says Nick is its god, and calls itself Legion. It offers to help Nick show up PM.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2527
Crud returns to MSTBlanca and makes up to 1108, who is *very* pissed about having been left there. They leave together. A canister with a recording of Nick's voice appears, challenging PM to a challenge to steal some stuff, and then cheats by stealing one thing already and calling the cops on PM. [Lita rereads that last sentence wondering if it makes any sense at all. She determines that it doesn't, and then shrugs and gets on with her life.]
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2530
bobdenby writes a reply! In it, Benjamin Franklin appears to Mickey and tells him that bob has gone insane! And bob is focusing all his insane rage on Mickey. bob threatens to vaporize Mickey's chair, as well as all the other chairs in the world. Then we never hear from him again. bob! Where did you go?? Come back!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2539
Suddenly, Dr. Lang jumps in too! He sets up his lair in Deep 13 along with his henchpeople, Kurt (the one armed man from Brain that Wouldn't Die), and Eva (Agent from HARM Eva, not Diabolik Eva). There's an Agony Booth in the room. Evil Mike sends some of his animal friends over for a house-warming gift.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2541
Tork goes to the hospital to visit Lita, Mickey, and Rimmi, but mostly Lita since she wants to talk to him about her dream. Lita's silly dream told her lots of silly things about Tork, and Rimmi arranges psychological counseling. Lita lets Tork back into GROPE, but she forgets to invite Mickey to rejoin.
Lita2780 has been lost for some time. Time to find out where she's been. Lita2780 has stumbled into the studio of the New Hollywood Squares. She also manages to accidentally lock Whoopie Goldberg into her dressing room, and take the center square. By the time the switch is discovered, it's too late. Lita2780 is on TV and she's stealing the heart of America! She calls the host Bad Man.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2547
Mickey's at the hospital belching on his food and looking out the window when bobdenby appears and pulls him out!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2548
Mickey wakes up in a hospital room later, presumably in the same hospital he just fell out of. bobdenby is also there, and still insane. Mickey sees Lita2780 on tv.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2549
Tork joins a support group and is CURED!!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2550
PM foils Nicks plans to be a better Super Villain than he is. Nick destroys Legion.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2551
Gilbert Godfried and Kathie Lee Gifford help Lita2780 get a manager. He's Gary from Horrors of Spider Island. Lita accidentally put a really filthy joke in the second reply. Trust me, she didn't mean it like that. 2780 misses her plane to Singapore.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2554
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2555
2780 meets Forrest Gump, then falls asleep on the bench.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2559
Mickey decides to break out of the hospital. He disguises himself as a doctor. Unfortunately, this only means he has to see patients.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2556
STG steals some blank (but signed) checks from PM.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2560
Lita, Rimmi, and Tork are all discharged from the hospital. (Ironically, if Mickey had just stayed put instead of trying to escape, he might have been discharged now too and would have gotten out sooner!) Tork still has the Blahplehstian Flu, but they gave him antibiotics to help him with the Blahphehstian Flu induced moodswings. Tork starts swearing uncontrollably, till he takes his meds. He has trouble with the childproof cap. They take Spidey back to Diabolik's lair, which is a mess. There is some cleaning. The Litas replace the missing Gold Encrusted Diabolik Statue with this Bono poster:
http://radiantslab.com/catsmeow/u2/bono/macphisto_sofa.jpg
It was a long reply.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2563
While PM talks about his latest invention, a Pop Up Ad Bomb, Jimmy Mobius *and* Grampa Mobius show up.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2564
Linky and Niner are stranded in a boat in the middle of a random Body of Water. For the life of me I don't remember why. Sorry. Linky uses the Pop Up Ad Bomb to call for help.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2566
It was Christmastime around this section of the rp, and Lita throws a Christmas Pageant, inviting others to contribute. Here are the Christmas replies:
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2567
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2573
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2574
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2575
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2576
STG spends PM's money. PM gets mad and decides to kill STG. STG's family shows up at GROPE HQ looking for STG.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2568
STG gets arrested for being PM, and is sent to a super scary prison called The Fortress.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2570
PM has a change of heart. Maybe he doesn't want to kill STG after all. He discovers he has the Blahphehstian Flu. He takes some medicine, and then recieves Linky's distress signal via Pop Up Ad Bomb.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2571
Tork meets STG's family. How the family found GROPE's secret unfindable hideout is discussed. The family claims they're not planning to kill STG, then leave GROPE HQ to find him, taking their weapons with them. When the family leaves, Lita calls Lita8714 to change the locks so that nobody will ever horn in on GROPE HQ uninvited again. Tork and Lita42 have been arguing a lot lately, so Tork gives Lita42 a peace offering in the form of a goldfish. Lita42 is overjoyed and names the fish Splashey.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2572
#2760
The Amazing RP Summary Returns Part 5
Date: 03/30/2003
From: Carmelita9000
............................................
8714 shows up at Diabolik's lair to change some locks. She brings Evil Mike with her, seems he's been loafing around the remains of Mickey's bar for a while now. 42 screams, and when Lita and Tork go to see what's wrong, they find that Splashey has passed away. Tork blames 42. 42 blames Tork. Much arguing and tears follow. Lita promises 42 that GROPE will hold a nice funeral for Splashey, and then sends Tork to his room.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2578
Tork is in his room thinking about his fight with 42. He realizes the fighting has to end, and sets out to make it all better.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2580
Evil Mike and Lita discover that Tork has left GROPE HQ, but fail to notice his note explaining why. Evil Mike plays a trick on Lita.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2589
Splashey's funeral is held. Evil Mike messes it up, because that's just who he is, Baby.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2614
Post funeral, Tork returns to GROPE HQ. He's brought a new pet for Lita42, a rabid pitbull puppy. The women like it! It likes the women. And nobody else.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2615
Evil Mike is jealous of the puppy and tries to do away with it, explosion style. Tork manages to save the pitbull from being blown up, but doesn't manage to stop Evil Mike from throwing the puppy out the door so it can be free. Tork leaves to find the dog. Evil Mike stays behind to tell the women his version of what happened.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2616
Tork finds the puppy, but not soon enough to stop him from being adopted by a nice loving family. So so much for that. Tork gets all depressed because he saw this dog as his last chance to make friends with Lita42. Just as he's starting to really get into his pity party, he finds Pooduck. Or maybe Pooduck found him.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2617
Tork comes back to Diabolik's lair, and discovers that Evil Mike has pinned all the blame on him for losing the puppy. Tork gives Pooduck to 42. She doesn't like Pooduck at first, she loves him. Tork is forgiven for all previous plehhyness.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2618
Grampa Mobius browbeats PM until he shoots him with a snooze ray. PM and all his henchmen are out at sea looking for Linky and Niner, but with Buffalo as navigator they aren't making much progress. Eventually though, Linky and Niner are rescued, and everybody goes back to MSTBlanca.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2621
Mickey's in the hospital cafeteria trying to enjoy some soup for lunch. A brother and sister pair whom Lita refused to name join Mickey, and start bickering about which brand of soup they prefer. Mickey intercedes in the argument and shows them that soup is a food of love. They take this message a bit *too* much to heart, and start a soup based cult, holding Mickey up as The Great One.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2620
The Soupists continue to harass Mickey, but he loses them. Unfortunately, some FBI agents find Mickey, and in a case of mistaken identity, they arrest him. He ends up in the same Viking slave ship as STG.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2622
Mickey escapes the Viking ship almost immediately. STG does not. The ship was sailing the Great Lakes, and now Mickey is in Canada.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2624
Remember when Evil Mike sent a bunch of exploding animals to Deep 13 to take out Dr. Lang? Well, turns out that the animals didn't explode so much as... not explode. All the bombs were duds. EM is annoyed, but sends Animal Control after Dr. Lang as a last stab at taking him down.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2623
Tork decides GROPE needs to save more money. Tork leaves to make money.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2625
He wants to be on a gameshow. The TV execs put him on the Joe Robot reality show.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2626
Tork is sad that none of his potential mates on the show is Nuveena.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2627
Sunday breaks onto the show.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2628
A Very Lita Dream Sequence
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2629
Mickey is still in Canada. He's sad that he got thrown out of GROPE. He reunites with Ortega, and voices a wish that Lita had never joined GROPE. Then Mickey finds out that Ortega is a vengeance demon, and Mickey gets his wish. (Conveniently in an alternate universe so that this plotline doesn't interfere with currently running plotlines) Ortega doesn't look any worse with a bumpy vengeance demon face than usual. Tee hee!
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2630
Mickey finds himself in GROPE HQ. STG is a GROPE member in this reality. Some of PM's henchmen are also now GROPE members. In fact, PM is now the leader of GROPE. In this reality, GROPE stands for "Get Riches for Old PM Elite" squad. Mickey is scared and he runs away. Linky, Sam, and Manute Bol are all White Hats... that is, they're good guys.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2631
Mickey finds out from the White Hats that most of Litas clones died in the bboard war. Lita9000 has her own show. Mickey is shot and killed by Jimmy Mobius, who works for PM. Evil Mike is a captive of PM's.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2632
A break from that reality to catch us up on Joe Robot. Tork is making friends with Madeline from Merlin's Shop. But then he finds out that Madeline is raising her own husband, and runs away screaming. And then Tork runs into Sunday. She greets him in as friendly a way as you would expect.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2633
Rimmi is not satisfied with the level of revenge that GROPE is leveling at PM lately. She believes there could be more revenge. She sends Lita and three of her clones to MSTBlanca to get their revenge on.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2637
Lita along with clones 42, 8714, and 6969 arrive at MSTBlanca. 42 distracts some people with her poetry. 6969 distracts PM with her own sweet self. Lita distracts Buffalo by breaking up with him. While all the distractions are going on, 8714 the carpenter clone sets up a cunning trap for PM. It's the paint over the door gag. Grampa Mobius wants to know if the Litas are Swedish.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2638
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2639
In Mickey's fake Litaless reality, Lita finally arrives. She kills PM's henchmen, STG, Tork, and Dumbschmoe, all of whom were chasing Linky and apparently making real asses of themselves. Linky explains to Lita about Mickey's wish, and how PM killed most of Litas clones.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2642
The White Hats discover that Ortega is behind this alternate reality business. Lita goes to GROPE HQ to take out PM. Lita finds Evil Mike.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2645
Real reality. STG is finally at the Fortress. He attempts (and fails) to escape.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2647
On Joe Robot, Sunday is frightening away the competition.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2651
The Litas are getting ready to leave MSTBlanca before PM can fall into their trap and get pissed. PM walks in with 6969 on his arm, and tells the Litas that he wants a truce with GROPE. The Litas accept, but when PM goes to get his peace offering, he gets the white paint all over his head. PM gets pissed, calls GROPE a bunch of big, fat, slutty dorks, and shoots at the Litas until they run away from MSTBlanca.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2650
The Litas go back to GROPE HQ, and tell Rimmi what happened. Rimmi is pissed. 6969 is really upset, since she thought PM liked her and all. GROPE vows to get even more revenge on PM.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2652
STG successfully escapes from the Fortress.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2653
Back in Bizarro Mickey world, Lita and Rimmi get in a fight. They both end up nude. Nobody knows why. Take it up with Mickey.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2654
Linky and Sam summon Ortega. They take his magic necklace. They destroy the necklace just as PM is killing some Litas. Mickey gets sent back to real reality, and no harm is done.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2657
It's voting time on Joe Robot
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2655
Halle Barry wins. But Tork doesn't get to marry her.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2656
Now GROPE is more determined to get revenge on PM than ever. Rimmi, Lita, Evil Mike, Lita42 and Pooduck all get into Spidey and head out to MSTBlanca. We never find out what Rimmi's plan was, though, because on the way to MSTBlanca Spidey runs out of fuel. Evil Mike stopped feeding him in order to make a poin. Lita is not amused. The Soupists come by and give GROPE a lift... but they only take them back to their compound where they can brainwash GROPE into the wonders of Soupism.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2658
Soupists have bad fashion sense. They also worship Mickey. Lita2780 is in the cult and so is the nurse.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2659
GROPE has to chant a stupid rhyme in order to get any food. Lita and Evil Mike object, and get sent to their room. The Soupists keep mixing up Lita9000 and Lita42.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2666
RobotApril from way back when finds Tork. She saw him on Joe Robot and thinks he's really a robot. She's also looking for Mickey.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2662
Tork directs April to Disneyland.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2664
April has fun in Disneyland. She meets some former presidents.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2667
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2689
STG finishes breaking out of prison, and finds himself on a reality show also. Everybody dies, except STG. Coincidence? Yes. It is.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2668
Tork finds MSTBlanca.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2669
PM reflects on his actions toward the Litas, and realizes he went way overboard. He decides to take a vacation, leaving Nabut in charge.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2677
PM Vacations
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2682
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2707
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2734
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2740
(Note: As of right now in the rp, PM hasn't gotten back from his vacation yet. This list covers all the vacation replies so far, but there is every possibility that there will be more. Also, these replies cover a large span of time. So watch out for spoilers.)
Back at the Soupist compound, Lita and Evil Mike discuss escape plans. Evil Mike is dissapoined that Lita isn't giving him any lovin'. The discussion ends in violence.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2678
Evil Mike pulls the old Small Animals Blow a Place Up gag again. And again, it's MSTBlanca. He thinks if he blows up the guys Lita's pissed at, she'll stop being pissed at him. There are no survivors. Unless, of course, you count everybody.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2679
Also take note of the duct tape reply, since some continuity was broken.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2683
The Soupists get mad at Lita and Evil Mike. They send them to the Soup Nazi. (And Mickey finally gives one of the Soupists a name, since Lita refused to. The guy Soupist's name is now "Stu")
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2680
STG is abducted by Aliens.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2684
The Aliens give STG a new hand. They also perform tests on him. They plan to take over the world.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2687
STG gets raped by the aliens. This scene contains adult content. Viewer discretion is advised.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2694
Nabut can't fix the bar because "the thingamabob is jammed." Nabut did trace Evil Mike's call though, and he and the rest of PM's henchpeople go to take EM out. Of course they're captured by Soupists.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2686
Nabut also gets sent to the Soup Nazi. And the girl Soupist gets a name (also courtesy of Mickey). It's "Candi."
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2690
Lita2780's is happy because Kitty finished all its soup.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2692
Candi tries to convert some people. April meets up with her, and asks where Mickey is. They go back to the Soupist compound together. April gets mad when she finds out Mickey isn't really there. She busts up the Soupist compound. All GROPE members and all of PM's henchmen escape in time. Mickey shows up after all the action is over.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2693
The GROPErs and PM's henchmen get in a fight.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2695
Tork goes back to GROPE HQ and finds Lita6969 crying. He tries to comfort her.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2688
wurwolf and Schmoe blow up GROPE HQ. Tork and 6969 do manage to escape in time.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2708
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2721
They also blow up MSTBlanca.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2714
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2722
Tork learns how to blackmail. Since it's wurwolf's fault that GROPE is now homeless, it's her responsibility to let GROPE stay at her place until they find a new HQ.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2723
STG escapes from the aliens.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2724
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2744
Tork isn't very good at wooing Lita6969.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2737
GROPE has fun crashing at Schmoe & wurwolf's place.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2743
Tork is jealous of Evil Mike.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2746
And GROPE continues to stay with Schmoe and wurwolf while they look for a new HQ.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2752
Evil Mike sics the Shine Your Love Chick on Tork.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2754
wurwolf and Schmoe's landlord doesn't like all the commotion in the apartment.
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/2756
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That was the last part! And now you should be all caught up! Thanks for making it through the whole thing. :o)
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Spekkio Club
Woo! The RP is officially summarized!
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